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Your Mac has opinions about your face.

GrinOrDie watches your webcam. If you're not smiling, it roasts you — out loud.

Download for macOS
$4.99 USD

One-time purchase. No subscription. No server. No data collected.

How it works

1

It calibrates your face

On first launch, GrinOrDie learns your resting face. No two faces are the same.

2

It watches you

Sits in your menu bar. Uses your webcam to detect smiles in real time.

3

It has opinions

Not smiling? The anger meter rises. At 60%, things get sarcastic. At 95%, you're WANTED.

4

It talks. Loudly.

100+ roast lines delivered via text and voice. Context-aware: late night, too close, been gone too long.

What you get

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Real-time smile detection

Apple Vision framework. Calibrated to YOUR face. Works with any angle.

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Visual rage effects

Your camera feed turns red. Fire appears. At max anger: WANTED poster.

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Voice roasts

100+ sarcastic lines read aloud. Gets angrier as you refuse to smile. Male or female voice.

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Smile stats

Track how much you smiled today. Hourly breakdown. Become aware of your face.

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Knows when you leave

Step away from your desk? It notices. And it has something to say when you return.

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Late night mode

Working at 2am? Special roasts just for you. Go to bed.

A taste of what's coming

Some of the 100+ lines your Mac will use against you.

Ready to be judged?

Your Mac is watching. Make it count.

Download for macOS
$4.99 USD

macOS 13+. Apple Silicon or Intel. No account needed.