GrinOrDie watches your webcam. If you're not smiling, it roasts you — out loud.
One-time purchase. No subscription. No server. No data collected.
On first launch, GrinOrDie learns your resting face. No two faces are the same.
Sits in your menu bar. Uses your webcam to detect smiles in real time.
Not smiling? The anger meter rises. At 60%, things get sarcastic. At 95%, you're WANTED.
100+ roast lines delivered via text and voice. Context-aware: late night, too close, been gone too long.
Apple Vision framework. Calibrated to YOUR face. Works with any angle.
Your camera feed turns red. Fire appears. At max anger: WANTED poster.
100+ sarcastic lines read aloud. Gets angrier as you refuse to smile. Male or female voice.
Track how much you smiled today. Hourly breakdown. Become aware of your face.
Step away from your desk? It notices. And it has something to say when you return.
Working at 2am? Special roasts just for you. Go to bed.
Some of the 100+ lines your Mac will use against you.
Your Mac is watching. Make it count.
macOS 13+. Apple Silicon or Intel. No account needed.